Graveyard - Week 5 - Tuesday - Jack & Newt
Sep. 6th, 2017 01:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladyofthehouse[Listen it's very sad that almost all of Prussia's friends are dead, but. Prussia couldn't wait til Austria was dead to make plans with out her! Which was rude and callous and rude. Prussia's always excluding her from everything important!
Now it's Austria's opportunity to exclude.]
So.
What exactly were you two doing with Prussia where I couldn't see?
Now it's Austria's opportunity to exclude.]
So.
What exactly were you two doing with Prussia where I couldn't see?
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Date: 2017-09-09 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-09 01:30 am (UTC)[That...was a bad question to ask. Jack settles in more comfortably. This is gonna take a bit...]
Okay, so there's a lot of ways, depending on what kind of threesome it is. Arguably two guys and one chick is easiest, in terms of positions where everybody's involved at the same time. Some dudes say they want a threesome, but they just wanna see two chicks going at it.
But like that, there's a bunch of ways. You got The High Five, that's girl on her hands and knees, one guy having sex with her and the other guy getting a BJ. Or if both dudes are into it, you can have one dude in the middle getting done from behind by the other guy and going down on the chick. And it doesn't have to be on hands and knees, anything that gives access to mouth and junk. There's the Chain, that's everybody going down on each other in like a closed circle. There's The Two Swords, which is both dudes getting a blowjob at the same time. Oh, there's The Double Stuff, that's both dudes doing the chick at the same time. Either in the same place, like the Two Swords just downstairs, or...front door and back door.
And then there's the two chicks, one dude threesomes....
[If someone doesn't stop him, Jack will just continue describing and naming threesome sex positions.]
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Date: 2017-09-09 01:38 am (UTC)Mostly because she recognizes some of those descriptions from Hungary's comics.]
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Date: 2017-09-09 01:39 am (UTC)IMMEDIATELY!!
STOP!! STOP STOP STOP!! STOP! BITTE!!
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Date: 2017-09-09 10:39 am (UTC)Why are we talking about this again? You're making Austria uncomfortable.
[Not that that needs stating.]
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Date: 2017-09-09 03:24 pm (UTC)Bodies are great, and they go great stuff together!
[And okay...Austria's reaction had been pretty funny, he's got to admit.]
Sorry, though, for....too much detail? Was the the problem?
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Date: 2017-09-09 03:44 pm (UTC)N-nein. I just. I'm sure that's all.... [She gestures sloppily at Newt, the watermelon mixture almost spilling out into her lap.] --very stimulating!
I just. [This is the part where she pretends she's a respectable lady and would never consider something so vulgar sounding.]
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Date: 2017-09-09 03:47 pm (UTC)One person... that's enough.
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Date: 2017-09-09 07:51 pm (UTC)[An open and shut case!!]
But yeah, you're right. One is enough. Two is just, like, too much chaos. There's too much going on to actually enjoy it.
[He pats Austria's shoulder.] You doing alright with that, uh... That. [The Watermelon.]
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Date: 2017-09-10 12:11 am (UTC)[Jack's not going to share any actual details of his sex life, but he doesn't think it's too much to vaguely mention he's had threesomes and that they aren't as strenuous as you'd think.]
Like riding a Pandoracorn or bungee jumping. Worst thing that happens, you had an experience that wasn't for you. And what the hell is life but experiences, huh?
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Date: 2017-09-10 12:29 am (UTC)It's quite good. [Jack's made her a few.]
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Date: 2017-09-10 12:34 am (UTC)I'd have to really feel it in here to want to do that with someone? [She points to her chest.]
So just. Right now at least. One.