Graveyard - Week 5 - Tuesday - Jack & Newt

[ladyofthehouse]

[Listen it's very sad that almost all of Prussia's friends are dead, but. Prussia couldn't wait til Austria was dead to make plans with out her! Which was rude and callous and rude. Prussia's always excluding her from everything important!

Now it's Austria's opportunity to exclude.]

So.

What exactly were you two doing with Prussia where I couldn't see?

Comments

[almosthandsome]

It came up and Austria asked! Geeze, chill out, I'm done! No reason to get uncomfortable... there's nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to sex stuff. As long as nobody's sharing like private, personal stories. That's shitty. But nobody is!

Bodies are great, and they go great stuff together!

[And okay...Austria's reaction had been pretty funny, he's got to admit.]

Sorry, though, for....too much detail? Was the the problem?

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[ladyofthehouse]

[Austria's bright red and her head is probably spinning from having to hear all that-- that's it.]

N-nein. I just. I'm sure that's all.... [She gestures sloppily at Newt, the watermelon mixture almost spilling out into her lap.] --very stimulating!

I just. [This is the part where she pretends she's a respectable lady and would never consider something so vulgar sounding.]

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[ladyofthehouse]

I couldn't keep up with that. [She doesn't have the stamina.]

One person... that's enough.

[completelycrazy]

[Newt rolls his eyes. This is his signature move.] It came up because you brought it up. Again. Nothing debaucherous happened when Prussia stayed the night, end of story.

[An open and shut case!!]

But yeah, you're right. One is enough. Two is just, like, too much chaos. There's too much going on to actually enjoy it.

[He pats Austria's shoulder.] You doing alright with that, uh... That. [The Watermelon.]

[almosthandsome]

Honestly, it's really not. I mean you'd think it would be, right? But nah, it's not any more chaotic or anything than just two person stuff. Once you get over three, yeah, that takes a lot out of ya! I dunno, it can be fun sometimes. One of those 'worth trying once if you get a chance' sorta deals.

[Jack's not going to share any actual details of his sex life, but he doesn't think it's too much to vaguely mention he's had threesomes and that they aren't as strenuous as you'd think.]

Like riding a Pandoracorn or bungee jumping. Worst thing that happens, you had an experience that wasn't for you. And what the hell is life but experiences, huh?

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[ladyofthehouse]

Oh ja! Would you like to try? [She offers up the watermelon, but she's holding it more than a little too far to the right of Newt for him to sip from.]

It's quite good. [Jack's made her a few.]

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[ladyofthehouse]

I'm not opposed to fun--!! But.

I'd have to really feel it in here to want to do that with someone? [She points to her chest.]

So just. Right now at least. One.